Up To Fourteen Already As They Come Steady!

And the cat is back once more with another search engine nut encore. They never stop. I guess they like me giving them attention for each major flop. Like the ones today who go from crazy to scary at my bay.

"i play all day with my little red wagon g"

You typed out so much, Google didn't even want to reach out and touch. Had to cut you off, hope you and your little red wagon did not scoff.

"original rooms of superheroes mascot costume for kids"

Umm run on sentence there. I hope your kids are not aware. Such mouthy people today wanting to have their say.

"trippy pictures to look at when your high"

Even the dope heads can type away. But the trippiest of all would be looking at your own display.

"animals that mezmerize hypnotize"

I know I'm such a hypnotic cat that you can't help but come to my mat.

"bouncy ball with handle canada"

We have a bouncy ball with a handle up here? News to my little rhyming rear.

"he let out bad fart very gross coughing it is lingering"

Sorry for the smell, but the cat likes to cause hell.

"big eye cartoon creatures with black rings around the eye"

They just keep getting longer today. The shame, seeking Tarsier Man at my bay.

"bathroom rhymes your aim will"

Here is one I can do, all about the loo.

You aim will thrill,
If you miss the sill,
And don't make a splash,
Putting the seat back down before you dash.

"facebook "someone is making up a horrible blog"

Yep that is a scam, equivalent of toe jam.

"boobies on the beach"

Now that is the attitude, just strut around nude.

"chicken ans bunny matung"

Or maybe not. You need to seek help a whole lot.

"real people real sex"

Boy, you must have been disappointed finding me. At least my blog is free.

"nutcatch"

How absurd, they are here looking for Betsy's bird.

"both of us railing on yo butt"

Didn't I promise scary today? Sounds like some hick wants to see Honey Boo Boo's butt on display.

And to get even weirder at my sea the winner is here to greet all of thee. I think they are asking you for a favor too. So which one of you will write them such a thing at your zoo?

"barney & robin smutty fanfiction"
No takers? Aren't you purple dinosaur and boy wonder movers and shakers? Hmmm that sounded a bit dirty too. Or course they could mean the Barney from Bedrock, that type of bam bam could send one into shock. While you write fan fiction for this nut at your hut, the cat is just glad another one has come to pass. And never share such fan fiction with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.