The Other Hunger Games

(I love you. Now pass the hot sauce.)

Anybody out there wanna get married?

Now, hold on…before everybody starts running for the exits, please understand – I don’t want anything, or expect anything, or want you to expect anything, or anything.

I’m just tired of throwing away all this food. To read the rest of this week’s column (and all our weekly humor columns), subscribe to the diaTribe – for less than $10 a year!
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