Someone Please End The World

I admit that I am pleased with myself when I’m able to be witty. I know it’s kind of stupid, but I enjoy it. At least I can acknowledge it, right? However, there are some things which are just so bizarre that there is simply nothing to say. This is one of those things:

Please, someone end the world now. Humanity has had its chance and we’ve failed. It’s time for it to be over now. Things can only get worse from here.