Men always ask me if I’ve seen their balls

When men ask if I’ve seen their balls,

I always look a long time until I see them.

That’s the beauty of golf.

Double entendres abound.

Something nutty always happens when I’m out on the course.

I’ve seen a fox run into the fairway, pick up someone’s ball, and run off with it.

I’ve been attacked by ornery geese, sex-crazed deer, and swarms of toads.

I even know someone who found a corpse in the middle of their round.

Golf is definitely NOT boring.

Golf is a ton of fun.

It’s always in a beautiful place.

And sometimes you even exercise while you play.

So, have you been golfing yet?

I’d love to see you out on the course!

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Have you ever been attacked by toads?