I am aroused by prime rib

Sometimes, my kids bury my husband and I in the yard.

At first, it was amusing. Not anymore.

As you can see in the picture, I’m forcing a smile.

As usual, my husband is looking at me in blatant adulation.

Even when I’m buried neck deep in stones, I manage to look sexy.

I must’ve looked particularly ravishing,

because my husband decided to take me out to dinner.

I ordered filet mignon. My husband ordered a big slab of prime rib.

Yowza, the prime rib was HUGE! My husband ate every bite.

I found his appetite to be quite arousing. What a stud.

I took advantage of his food coma,

and asked for a new pet.

His name is Sam.

It ended up being the perfect day…

until I found this in our front yard:

I chased it into our neighbor’s yard.

The snake will stay there, right? RIGHT?

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P.S. The snake really is in my neighbor’s front yard.

P.P.S. What should I do to keep it there?