A Brief History of William Shakespeare (for Those in Summer School to Plagiarize)

For many children, summer is terrific. They ride bikes, eat candy, neglect chores, burn things down, do drugs, play ball, and engage in all the other wild-whimsy activities of freedom which being out of school affords. Oh, it is a special time indeed!

But there are other kids out there who aren’t so lucky. These kids don’t get to spend all day experimenting while their parents are at work. No, these kids are doomed to summer school. They are punished, primarily, for being dummies, which, if yo...