Zombie Blood Quenches Thirst, Boosts Energy, Turns Consumers Into Braindead Horde

When did energy drinks get weird? When they arrived on the scene, I swear they were straightforward sports products with zappy names. Now there's Zombie Blood. Seriously: Zombie Blood. But is it a real thing or a marketing ploy for a different product?

Apparently Zombie Brains is all about "4 grams of whey protein, caffeine and not even a trace of brains." Hmmm. What does it do to you? It "delivers up to four hours of energy," presumably in a human-digestible format, rather than stuff to...