Throw me a dog biscuit, and I’ll throw you my bra

I don’t know his name, but I love him.

He’s really handsome.

He’s got his own cool car.

I can’t take my eyes off him.

The sound of his engine sends shivers of delight down my spine.

Ohmygosh, ohmygosh, he’s coming this way! YAY!

Will he stop and say hello?

YES! He threw a dog biscuit to my dog, which she is eating right now.

And then…oh boy…he smiled at me.

*swoon*

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