Jack Is Back!

That is right, in about a year from last night, or last weeks last night. Did I confuse you at my site? Anyway, in roughly a year Jack will be back with a damn it cheer. Wish he'd just say shit, as anyone else would say it. What you are lost? I guess I will un-lost you at no cost.

 Speaking of which,That ending is still so crappy it makes me twitch.But damn it, no.Not the Jack on this show.
 
Damn it, not this guy.One can wish under their sky.But dumb MGM is sitting on their ass,Letting it collect dust in mass.
 
Damn it, that breath is rank.Could bust open a tank.No Jack ass allowed,No matter how proud.
 
Damn it, I'm blind. No Jack's of this kind.Olympic gold or not.Makes my eyes rot.
 
Yes, it always comes back,With a surprise attack.But damn it you are wrong.I hate its stupid song.
 
That was not up my sleeve.I am just going to quickly leave.Damn it, it was not me.That other guy is the cheater, you see.
 
Damn it, no jack rabbit stew,Is going to come due.Those legs are damn long.The luck in those feet must be strong.
 
Damn it, this guy is coming back,For a fifth attack.But damn it is all I can say,As after one they sucked big time with each play.
 
I never said Jack,Is on a back.Besides it is an arm.Damn it, I want to cause harm.
 
But I will let him do that.When he squashes all flat.For Jack is coming back.And damn it, it better not lack.
There we go. Damn it, that was a lot of Jack's to show. So many more too. I would be damning things all day at my zoo. But damn it I am glad Jack Bauer is back on the TV at every pad. As long as there is no damn mole or the whole "Jack can't be trusted" thing takes a stroll, it may be good. Beats any reality TV crap at least as they are all as dull as wood. So another 12 hours will come to pass. He can sure hold it better than my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.