I Guess Round Thirteen Is Bad Luck As I Go What The Umm Duck!

Say what you want about previous nuts, at least they were semi understandable when talking out their butts. Sadly, this batch of search engines crazy loons are singing some sort of gibberish show tunes.

"laughing bum"

I guess that explains it all. When laughing and talking you get the below search engine call.

"echter sex ohne deckw"

Anyone want to take a guess? A cruise ship sex affair captain trying to confess?

"nártoun"

Did the French find me? Damn, no par la whatever at my sea.

"rhymetyme patt htt"

At least we can decipher this one. Even though it's the cat not Pat who gives the rhymes a run.

"flappyfill"

You want to fill Flappy you say? That just makes me feel ill at my bay.

"alpaca portret"

Another fetish on the rise. Hint, they aren't goats in disguise.

"lodisung wethe"

Ummm beats me. They got hit on the head, clearly.

"sweet mook scat"

You are looking for the crap of Drazin? My, your mind is smaller than a raisin.

"chimpanzee dressed up like cupid"

Wow, I did not want to know. Keep such things in the bedroom at your show.

"sexpoggirles"

Girls with pogs turn you on? That is so 90's at your lawn.

"porno hatrek2*3"

Is that the same as hockey? Or for this hat trick do you need a jockey?

"superhero underwear for men"

There really are a lot of grown guys taking to the spandex skies.

"eastern bunny hide"

Does the eastern bunny hide in the west? Is this some sort of math test?

"cat at the end of it's rope"

I think you found one, after give this bunch of nuts a run.

And the winner this time really has committed some sort of genetic crime. Or at least has one screwed up view as he checks out each gazoo.

"nice ass from behind"
How would that even work? Can it be in front for some sort of perk? An ass in front and other stuff behind. Hmmm that would be a new level for all human kind. Such questions from the search engine class that I wish would never be given to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.
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