Evil Monkey’s Thought For a Sunday

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(Miraculous defecation?)

Jeff:

Hey, Evil! What’ve you been up to?

Evil Monkey:

Watching those Godzilla movies, like you asked me to. Gawd, most of them suck.

Jeff:

Thanks for doing that. I’ve got so much other work to do on the new novel, I haven’t had time for the research aspect.

Evil Monkey:

You know, they’re not very realistic, these movies.

Jeff:

You think? Rubber costumes. Cardboard cities.

Evil Monkey:

No, not that, idiot. I mean the poop.

Jeff:

The poop?

Evil Monkey:
Yeah, the poop. The crap. Th