Steps to An Hilarious Video

Sorry to say you’ll have to make your own video, or picture it in your head. Whenever I grab the camera the moment is over.



Acquire a dog who likes cats.
Introduce kittens to the dog.
Repeat 2) until kittens cease to hiss at dog.
Make dog happy (praise, pats, treats – it’s all good).
Dog wags tail.
Kittens play with the wagging tail.

One hangs off a table, batting alternate paws at the tail: left right left right.
One moves its head in sympathetic rhythm: back forth back forth back forth.
One grabs at the tail, which alerts dog to the tail play, which concludes the session. (Dog fears kitten claws.)




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Published on May 27, 2013 21:40
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