The Junk-Toting Others

A hundred-mile yard sale began yesterday near my home. From my vehicular vantage point, cruising along the route, here are some things I saw for sale: tractors, jet skis, boats, automobiles, homes, crock pots, stuffed animals, tricycles, bicycles, wagons, trailers, fifth wheels, spare tires, ceramic lawn ornaments, shovels, chiffarobes, dressers, and sofas. I presume, had I stopped and browsed the inventory more closely, I would have been met with: puzzles, pipes, cutlery, weather vanes, anti...