Who Knew?

I plugged a sample of my writing into an online program.
http://iwl.me/b/fe11a92f

This program purported to analyze my prose and compare it to well-known authors with the objective of determining who my style most resembled.

The conclusion? Raymond Chandler.

This can only mean one thing. The author of The Big Sleep, creator of the iconic hard-boiled detective Phillip Marlowe, wrote like an author of snarky romance novels.

Who knew?