How to grow a beard without really trying

I found a packet of drink mix in my pantry.

I had no idea how long it was hidden beneath the crackers.

No matter. I dumped it into the pitcher and added water.

It tasted funny.

I got away with drinking the first glass without any ill effects.

I decided to have a second glass.

Guess I like to live dangerously.

So, I just noticed a whisker growing on my chin.

I think the side effects of drinking bad punch are starting.

If I sprout a full beard in the next twenty minutes, I’m not leaving the house.

However, I’ve always loved mustaches. Perhaps I’ll get lucky!

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I have no idea why I posted pictures of my azaleas. Do you?