Perhaps flashing my bra wasn’t a good idea

Ever want to make men go slack-jawed in amazement the instant you appear?

Go to a golf course. Guys faint when they see a woman on their turf.

Frankly, I’m getting tired of the reaction.

In fact, I kind of had a meltdown two days ago at the golf club.

My husband took me golfing for Mother’s Day.

All the other guys acted like they’ve never seen a woman before.

They stared at me like I’d sprouted two strange lumps on my ribcage.

I got mad. I decided to show them I belonged, darn it.

I thought it would be cool to hop out of our golf cart while it was still moving.

I’m an athlete, after all. Why not show off my coordination and grace?

As I disembarked, I felt myself trip.

For an instant, I thought I could land on my feet.

Wrong.

I fell face first into the grass.

Worse, I rolled down a small knoll toward the group of men who watched.

Behind me, my husband yelled “Man overboard!”

I curled up in the grass and laughed so hard, I couldn’t budge.

My attempt to look cool was a complete failure, and I found it hysterical.

Wouldn’t it be great if all of our failures were so entertaining?

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Have you ever taken a fall when you were trying to look “cool?”