Arizona Enacts "No Alien Left Behind"

In a landmark vote that is sure to impact pawn shops and bowling alleys across the state, the Arizona legislature has passed the controversial "No Alien Left Behind" package of immigration reforms. Derided by some as the "Finders Keepers" law, the changes would allow state residents to keep any misplaced or discarded illegal aliens they find.

"You can't believe the number of foreign nationals left sitting in our lost and found," said Milford Alexander, chief custodian at the Greyhound Bus...