An engineer for the Illuminati, the secret hand that manipulates global events as part of the New World Order, accidentally left his prototype mind-control phone at a San Jose-area bar while attending a birthday party several days ago. The monolith-like handheld device, with a touch screen surface and a mesmerizing app-centric payment model, was rumored to be the next step in the organization's attempt at controlling the masses.
"This is really, really bad," said an unnamed lieutenant from...
Published on April 26, 2010 12:00