Let’s Have Some Fun With Prince Harry

Imagine my surprise when I find out that Prince Harry is going to visit Colorado. Frankly, I hadn’t heard a thing. Then imagine me settling back into apathy because the arrival of an English royal doesn’t mean anything to my life in any way. But, that’s the wrong attitude. We need to have some fun with this.

Mind you, I’m just coming up with ideas at this stage…but I don’t think we should let this opportunity pass us by.

I think we should dress up Denver like some Medieval village. Everyone should kneel in Harry’s presence and keep referring to him as ‘M’Lord.’ All restaurants should switch their entire menu to giant roasted turkey legs. We have a ren fair here, surely we could pull this off. I’m not sure what Harry’s reaction would be, but I’m sure it’d be priceless.

Or, we could all pretend like we’re confusing him with Harry Potter. People could keep coming up to him and asking him how Ron is doing. Or, thank him for saving us from ‘him who must not be named.’ Every time he says he isn’t Harry Potter, wink.

Granted, these are just some initial ideas. I’m sure we could come up with some even better ones if we all put our heads together and thought about it. However, I just wanted to get the ball rolling. I haven’t seen anyone working on this yet and he’s supposed to be here soon (if he isn’t already). We’re going to let a golden opportunity for amusement pass us by if we don’t get started quick.