Even The Broke Can Make A Rich Bloke!

The cat was thinking about this the other day as he saw the word Free on display, on some social media site.  Now that is nothing new by any height. But well they provide this and that for free, we stay broke, they get big money!

Make a Facebook account,
And look at the cost amount.
It is entirely free,
To talk, show pictures, and make dumb updates with glee.

Go to reddit for all the news.
I mean how can you lose?
You get it all for free,
Stuff can even be submitted by thee.

The same old song and dance,
No matter where you prance,
Is oh so true,
Things are free for you.

You get to have your say,
Show things on your display,
Even make an account for your cat,
Nothing wrong with that.

Even finding porn for free,
Is out there if wished by thee.
But with this free trend,
Your time is what you lend.

You work and make so much an hour,
But free is where you have the power.
For by playing online,
Up goes the dollar sign.

You just make Facebook all the more rich,
So much so if you knew you'd twitch.
Same for everything from reddit to porn,
As more and more ads are born.

Just from you taking your free time,
And giving a chime.
Free time using stuff that is free,
Is oh so loved by the greedy.

As they laugh all the way to the bank,
While you complain about no gas in your tank,
Or update saying you took a pee.
Oh how great is the word free?

See even if you are flat broke,
You can help out a rich bloke.
Doesn't that give you a warm and tingly feeling?
As now you make some rich guys wallet get stuffed and the poor thing is left reeling.

The cat just had to have some fun with that, as we all do it at our mat. Obviously or I wouldn't be yapping about it right now. Still oh so wrong somehow. But oh well, what the hell, as at least the cat can give some sass from my daily little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.