Is It Your Fate To Have A Personalized Plate?

So the other day the cat saw a license plate when going to that other place that I hate. It said T0P CAT. But the driver was anything but that. Figures you humans would pretend to be a cat. He was bald, old and fat. I think he needed a top hat. Anyway, that got me looking for others to share at my mat.

EATME comes first.
Hopefully there is something to quench my thirst.
N0M N0M suggests so.
Or they are a cannibal and just letting you know.

L0VE BJS was found.
I'm snip snip, go bother a hound.
HI0FCER gives a wave.
Bet the cops think you are all the rave.

CHIL BR0 likes to take it easy.
Or maybe they like things that are cheesy.
Y0U F00L doesn't agree.
Maybe they'll drive into the sea.

MUWHAHA that was funny.
For that plate they actually paid money?
FK Y0U doesn't like me making fun.
But it will still be done.

WTF OMFG really has a word on the brain.
Bet they say it with each changing lane.
PMS 247 scares me.
See that and I will flee.

IMN269S likes numbers?
Or is it doing things with cucumbers?
OUTTAGAS is a liar.
Unless it's another part they can't sire.

U LQQKED might get a grin.
Or you could run them off the road for a win.
SAVESEX, for what?
You are a nut.

ADHD, thanks for telling me.
I will avoid thee.
G0C0CKS is the worse one.
I never want to see your cocky fun.

L0L R0AD is so dumb.
Must have made it up while drunk off rum.
I95 SUKZ, that I don't know.
Sure some will agree though.

AZZ KIKR you say?
Does kicking them give you joy at your bay?
CYABR0 has it right.
These things need to get out of my sight.

So there you are, some personalized plates near and far. Do you have one at your show? Seen any you just have to give a go? Most of them are so dumb but a few are okay to strum. The cat would use FULL0FGAS if he ever got a car for his little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.