A Science Lesson Today With Some Visuals On Display!
So Pat got one of those work emails showing stuff that was a bit off the rails. The cat just has to share, in case you are unaware. So get ready to go back to school. I will try to make it so you don't fall asleep and show all your drool.
Now the cat doesn't mind the protein.But others may find it obscene.Although with that many they must be yummy,As they squirm around in your tummy.
Imagine having that in you.That is just eww.How can it even fit?You wouldn't even be able to well umm shit.
That is one big heart.Anyone could hit it with a dart.A whale must know the meaning of ache,Its heart must create an earthquake.
Clowns and heights you say?What? No mimes on display?I'd just chew off the rubber nose,And my gas helps me float, so there she blows.
Did I just add,Here at my pad,An extra twitch?My, 100,001 movements must be a bitch.
No wonder the drain doesn't flow.But what I want to know,Is who gathered it all up and measured?To them hair truly must be treasured.
This one I knew,But it is still just ewww.Think of all the other crap you don't see,Sometimes literally.
That is one big box.I could use it to bury Pat's socks.Be like a day at the beach.To clean it, you'd need much bleach.
So you humans are full of more than crap?I guess you get a bum rap.See what I did there?Enjoy your carboniated affair.
So they spit on you?That is just eww too.Such nasty things those bugs,As they acts like thugs.
A booger lunch,From supper to brunch.Brian may swallow a little less though.As he picks some out with his tongue, just so you know.
And one near and dear to my heart.That of the fart.See even women do it too,No matter how much they try and pretend they have no clue.
So now you have learned some science facts on some very eww and strange acts, hope you were able to stay awake and your brain did not bake. All that carbon could boil, but hey, it beats oil. But then I suppose you would have slick gas. That would be fun for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Now the cat doesn't mind the protein.But others may find it obscene.Although with that many they must be yummy,As they squirm around in your tummy.
Imagine having that in you.That is just eww.How can it even fit?You wouldn't even be able to well umm shit.
That is one big heart.Anyone could hit it with a dart.A whale must know the meaning of ache,Its heart must create an earthquake.
Clowns and heights you say?What? No mimes on display?I'd just chew off the rubber nose,And my gas helps me float, so there she blows.
Did I just add,Here at my pad,An extra twitch?My, 100,001 movements must be a bitch.
No wonder the drain doesn't flow.But what I want to know,Is who gathered it all up and measured?To them hair truly must be treasured.
This one I knew,But it is still just ewww.Think of all the other crap you don't see,Sometimes literally.
That is one big box.I could use it to bury Pat's socks.Be like a day at the beach.To clean it, you'd need much bleach.
So you humans are full of more than crap?I guess you get a bum rap.See what I did there?Enjoy your carboniated affair.
So they spit on you?That is just eww too.Such nasty things those bugs,As they acts like thugs.
A booger lunch,From supper to brunch.Brian may swallow a little less though.As he picks some out with his tongue, just so you know.
And one near and dear to my heart.That of the fart.See even women do it too,No matter how much they try and pretend they have no clue.
So now you have learned some science facts on some very eww and strange acts, hope you were able to stay awake and your brain did not bake. All that carbon could boil, but hey, it beats oil. But then I suppose you would have slick gas. That would be fun for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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