The Cheap Skate Goes For A Better Rate!

Another of Mary's wants back four months ago was to do things people try to get for free at my show. Damn she was a mouthy one, but gives the cat some more rhyming fun. So let's see what people try and get for free.

Give a yell,
Stomp and scream.
Raise a little hell,
Get a hotel room upgrade like your dream.

A free meal,
Is sure a deal.
Say you will review,
Only works if the owner has a loose screw.

A free ride,
To some far off place.
Stand by the road side,
May get some dust in your face.

Of course free dough,
Many try for at their show.
Wishing on that lottery ticket,
Better off betting on cricket.

Free advertising too,
Is found all around.
Most have no clue,
Ignoring that pleading sound.

Free room and board,
Sure strikes a cord.
In mommy's basement though,
As you line up your action figures in a row.

Free TV.
Of course that doesn't take much.
Is rather easy,
With pirates and such.

Free days off,
You give a fake cough,
And poof a sick day,
Magically takes place at your work bay.

A free toy,
With each crunch.
Oh the joy,
Of having cereal for lunch.

Of course there is sex too,
But that is never free at any zoo.
Always comes with a price,
Might want to think twice.

There was some free that is continually tried by many. Especially the last even if fast might want to watch where things are stuck for free you may walk away with a brand new disease from your umm truck. That is some free advice class from my snip snipped little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.