When the Volcano Blows...

I don't know where I'm a gonna go...

Buffet again. How am I supposed to write a Holiday story when I have Jimmy Buffet on the brain? sigh.

I'm not much of a panic monger, but I can't help but feel a little bit nervous at the moment. You see, I watched the Mayan Prophecy special on discovery channel right after I saw An Inconvenient Truth, and together, they'd make almost anyone a tad twitchy.

Now every time I switch to the news, I see Iceland, earthquakes, oyster's without shells... and I start ...