A dVerse Lunch That Comes With A Crunch!

So for dVerse comes something that is rather perverse. Your stomach may squirm, as this is worse than any worm. For Mary wanted the cat to bring some weird food back, so here is some more at my shack.

In need of a treat,
Something different than the guy down the street?
While you are in luck,
Although some may cost quite the buck.

Like brains from a monkey.
They may taste funky.
But even better for you,
You get to eat them while the monkey is alive and staring at you.

Here is one to feed your old chum,
Dog penis topped off with a plum.
No wonder they want them to get the snip snip.
I shutter and hope it doesn't come with a drip.

Stinkhead is also grand.
You chop off a fish head and bury it in the land.
Then when summer is done,
Dig them up and have some yummy fun.

Scrapple should not be missed.
So add it to your list.
Scraps of meat to vile for even hot dogs.
Might cause brain fogs.

Be as mad as that hatter or even madder,
And chow down on fish flotation bladder.
Doesn't that sound yum?
You can even eat their bum.

If you want something real neat,
Throw in some camel feet.
After traveling through all the sand,
You may find something special from beneath the land.

Blood jelled sounds yummy,
As you suck it into your tummy.
You eat it like jello.
Some pig or duck blood now gets to say hello.

Seahorse is also in.
So add it to your bin.
Comes on a stick,
You can snack on it rather slick.

And then wash it all down,
As you stumble across town,
With baby mouse wine.
I hear it is divine.

Blah to any of that, so nasty to the cat. I will stick on chewing my TP. That is rather tasty. So have you tried such a dish like the bladder of a fish? Was it yummy? What happens when your stomach and a fish bladder get chummy? I bet it gives a ton of gas. I already have enough of that coming out my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.