Chocolate equals depression? I'm not buying this

Okay, look, seriously.

I like my chocolate; I always have.  I'll eat a square most days (not a bar, but a single Dove milk-chocolate-with-almonds square,) and it makes me happy.  One editor consoled me about my habit by reminding me that chocolate is a vegetable.  Friends think nothing of it.  I don't actually think that much of it, either (I cook entirely healthy meals, I exercise an hour most days, I am not a couch potato), but late last night, after a very long work day, I read an article o...