This Just In!

(America’s news media. Because sometimes the facts just aren’t enough!)

CNN was the worst. But not by much.

No, not by much at all. As the American media rushed to out-scoop each other during Boston’s cheetah-paced manhunt, their ratings-greedy race to the bottom was fierce.

But at the end of the day, CNN took home the dishonors.

To be fair, MSNBC’s week had already gotten off to a rough start. Chris Matthews, MSNBC’s star skull midget, was still recovering from other uncomfortable news: not only...