From the Pen of Jonathan Moeller

The ever-brilliant Mr. Moeller writes an adroit and trenchant message for Lenin's Birthday Earth Day. This just amused me to no end:

Happy Earth Day, comrades! 

I myself plan to demonstrate my regard for the green lifestyle in the usual fashion: by eating a Big Mac in my car with the air conditioner on.

And now, some Earth Day reading:

-An activist planned to travel unassisted to the North Pole to demonstrate the dangers of warming temperatures and vanishing Arctic ice. He promptly developed...