A Guide for the Perplexed Reviewer

I'm one of these people who usually find it hard to come up with an idea for discussion without a lot of painful preliminary hemming and hawing. However, once the light-bulb is switched on, I can go like sixty. Yes, I know, I know. I just mixed my metaphors. Be that as it may, I have finally, after three and a half months, come up with a topic. But it was not without a little help from my friends. Thanks are due to my new GR buddy Brannon, who switched me on to this post by suggesting I write about the reviewing process.

Is there a protocol for writing reviews on Goodreads? Well, GR has its own set of official guidelines of course. But do I have my own personal rules? The simple answer is: Yes and no. There are some things I try to do, and others that I try to avoid. But it's not like I use a checklist or anything.

In fact, I try not to use a set formula. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Often people need fixed patterns and manage to let creativity flower within them. But for me, spontaneity is important too. So I try to find the approach that best suits the book and my reaction to it.

Sometimes I provide some background material. This helps if the author comes from a different culture or time period, or if the book is relatively little-known. This angle can be overdone, so I try not to be too long-winded about it.

At other times, I do plot summaries. It's easy to fall into traps here. One must be careful, I think, not to spend the majority of the review rattling off what happens in the story; this is the gradeschool approach to writing book reports. And obviously, spoilers should be avoided. Otherwise, why should the reader even bother opening the book? This is not always easy though. Sometimes it's extremely difficult to say anything meaningful about the book without alluding to a major plot twist. It can be a veritable tight-rope.

Occasionally I do some good old-fashioned literary criticism. I was, after all, a literature student for years, and old habits die hard. And some books, especially literary classics and collections of poetry beg for this. But I try not to make it too exhaustive, so as not to exhaust the reader's patience. I might take just one or two poems to analyze. Or I might touch on some of the themes that struck me as I was reading.

And fairly often, I try to include a personal anecdote. The whole point of reading is to connect with a book on a personal level. And books have been a big part of my life since before I even knew how to read. So I will try to say how I first encountered a book or why it is meaningful to me. When it's well done, this can be very effective. I have occasionally been moved to tears by my friends' accounts of how they connected with some very special books.

But the bottom line is: Did I like the book or not? Why, or why not?

On the one hand, there's my proverbial Canadian politeness, complicated by my ethnic background. I am originally from a culture where people are often very forthright (read: blunt) about their opinions. Honesty is important. But there's a difference between telling the truth and beating someone over the head with it. I've witnessed first-hand how hurtful this brutal sort of forthrightness can be, and I've learned that it's possible to disagree with someone and still treat their opinion with respect. So when I review a book I try to be honest about the negatives, especially if the author has asked me for an "honest review" (always a bit risky!). But I try to explain my opinion so that readers and authors alike understand where I'm coming from. And I also add in some positives. Because if you can't say anything nice...

And last but not least: humour. I love humour, as many of my friends know. For me, a review isn't a review without a good joke, or a bad pun.
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Published on April 16, 2013 21:32 Tags: guidelines, reviews
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message 1: by Brannon (new)

Brannon Glad I could help spark an idea! I must say, this is a great blog to help book reviewers 'learn the ropes'! I've recently decided to leave comments for the books I read, I now understand the power of a review, and this serves as a great outline! Thanks, Richard.


message 2: by Richard (new)

Richard Brannon wrote: "Glad I could help spark an idea! I must say, this is a great blog to help book reviewers 'learn the ropes'! I've recently decided to leave comments for the books I read, I now understand the power ..."

Thanks, Brannon! I'd be flattered if this is of help to you. As you continue to write reviews, I hope you will develop your own voice and find the techniques that suit you best.


message 3: by Kyle (new)

Kyle I have a bone to pick with you, mister! You think a humerus review is a good review? Well, I was at this shindig, when this hip waiter brings me my drink. After I tibia her, she tells me she's Canadian and she can't stand American traffic, so she carpals every day to work. The problem is, her house isn't in a small radius from the places she wants to go, and it just ribs her the wrong way. Her mandible tells her to coccyx down, and she ends up getting real sternum with him. He starts fibulaing about where he was last night and all, and she about scapulared him right there!

Bottom line: I always love your posts, I love your sixth cents of humor, and Candians are crazy, eh.


message 4: by Richard (new)

Richard You really stuck your neck out with that comment, Kyle. But it really hit my funny bone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLg-v4...


message 5: by Erin (new)

Erin Kyle wrote: "I have a bone to pick with you, mister! You think a humerus review is a good review? Well, I was at this shindig, when this hip waiter brings me my drink. After I tibia her, she tells me she's Cana..."

First of all I must say, wow. Just wow Kyle. I really need to practice my puns.

I agree with what you said Richard. I have learned that it is always best to start with talking about the things the writer did well and then going on to the things that need some work. I most certainly agree that just being cruel accomplishes nothing and helps no one. I don't really write reviews on GR, but I've critiqued enough papers off the internet to know the importance of tact. Oh, and I love your puns. :D


message 6: by T.D. (new)

T.D. Whittle Now I don't know if I should comment on Richard's review on reviewing - to which I say yes, yes, and yes, I agree - or Kyle's whatever-that-was. (Have we been run down by the pun bus? That's going to leave a mark!)

Both impressed me. And that's no thigh.


message 7: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan  Terrington Kyle wrote: "I have a bone to pick with you, mister! You think a humerus review is a good review? Well, I was at this shindig, when this hip waiter brings me my drink. After I tibia her, she tells me she's Cana..."

Kyle's a real pundit when it comes to spin doctoring with puns.

Also, Richard, I'll have one glass of mixed metaphors, preferably shaken thank you.


message 8: by Kyle (new)

Kyle Richard wrote: "You really stuck your neck out with that comment, Kyle. But it really hit my funny bone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLg-v4..."


Yeah, I guess the comment was a bit lumbaring at times. But wait, what's your funny bone connected to?


td wrote: "Both impressed me. And that's no thigh."

Ha! That was quite a knee slapper!


message 9: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan  Terrington I think we'd better leg it out of here before it becomes an atomic zone of high level punning: radiation levels set to extreme groanworthiness.


message 10: by Richard (new)

Richard Jonathan wrote: "I think we'd better leg it out of here before it becomes an atomic zone of high level punning: radiation levels set to extreme groanworthiness."

I see you have groan to appreciate this sort of humour.


message 11: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan  Terrington Richard wrote: "Jonathan wrote: "I think we'd better leg it out of here before it becomes an atomic zone of high level punning: radiation levels set to extreme groanworthiness."

I see you have groan to appreciate..."


I always had a taste for it, but when there's a puntest to be had I'm all for jumping into the fray.


message 12: by Richard (new)

Richard Kyle wrote: "...But wait, what's your funny bone connected to?"

The humerus, I think.


message 13: by Richard (new)

Richard Jonathan wrote: "I always had a taste for it, but when there's a puntest to be had I'm all for jumping into the fray."

Be affrayed, be very affrayed.


message 14: by Richard (new)

Richard Erin and td, thanks so much for your kind comments.


message 15: by Kyle (new)

Kyle Richard wrote: "Be affrayed, be very affrayed."

I tried to be, but I'm a frayed knot. Too high-strung, I guess.


message 16: by Richard (last edited Apr 20, 2013 12:33AM) (new)

Richard Kyle wrote: "Richard wrote: "Be affrayed, be very affrayed."

I tried to be, but I'm a frayed knot. Too high-strung, I guess."


I can knot believe that. I think you may just be stringing me along.


message 17: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan  Terrington Richard wrote: "Jonathan wrote: "I always had a taste for it, but when there's a puntest to be had I'm all for jumping into the fray."

Be affrayed, be very affrayed."


And to think I tried to rope in the conversation. We may all end up tied up in knots! Or perhaps knot. You've cut me too much slack here Richard with this one, I have a whole line of puns I can run with.


message 18: by Richard (new)

Richard Janosch wrote: "Is your last name from the Netherlands? :)

Have you been to Europe? If yes, who is your favourite European author?"


Janosch, you have guessed correctly. My family is originally from the Netherlands, and my parents (who had not yet met each other) came to Canada in the early 1950's. I have been to the Netherlands to visit both sides of my family.

I would say that my favourite author from mainland Europe would have to be Gustave Flaubert. But I'm also a big fan of literature from the UK, so I also enjoy writers such as Jane Austen and Charles Dickens. That makes it sound like I'm stuck in the 19th century but I appreciate many types of literature from ancient to modern.


message 19: by Richard (new)

Richard Janosch wrote: "Thank you so much for telling me! :) Awesome!

Exciting! You must travel a lot.
I should check out Gustave Flaubert!

Nah, you are so not stuck in 19th century. Be of no concern, you have good tast..."


In fact, Janosch, I don't travel very much at all. I went to the Netherlands (with a short side-step into Germany) when I was a teenager. I've also traveled in Canada and the USA a bit, but not too much. I am not very adventurous these days! I'm more what you would call an armchair traveler.

You're a good friend to have as well. I enjoy your enthusiasm and your positive attitude.


message 20: by T.D. (new)

T.D. Whittle There's a lot to be said for arm chair travelling, Richard. It's so much less expensive, and more comfortable, and you get to keep good company.


message 21: by Richard (new)

Richard td wrote: "There's a lot to be said for arm chair travelling, Richard. It's so much less expensive, and more comfortable, and you get to keep good company."

Those are all good points, td!


message 22: by Kyle (new)

Kyle I suppose the same can be said of armchair generaling?


message 23: by Richard (new)

Richard Kyle wrote: "I suppose the same can be said of armchair generaling?"

Yes, generally speaking it's best to keep out of arm's way.


message 24: by Beem (new)

Beem Weeks Great post, Richard. Quite entertaining approach to the art of the review. Me, I generally read the book, give a little insight toward plot, tell whether or not I found it worth the time to read, and give a reason or two as to why I loved or hated the work. Your way is much more exciting. Perhaps I'll retool my own approach to reviews. Thanks for sharing.


message 25: by Richard (new)

Richard Beem wrote: "Great post, Richard. Quite entertaining approach to the art of the review. Me, I generally read the book, give a little insight toward plot, tell whether or not I found it worth the time to read, a..."

I'm honoured, Beem. But if your reviews are anything like your blogposts (and they probably are, but I haven't read too many yet), they're good too. Remember, this is my personal approach. Yours should be... yours! :)

Bottom line: try different things.


message 26: by Beem (new)

Beem Weeks Richard wrote: "Beem wrote: "Great post, Richard. Quite entertaining approach to the art of the review. Me, I generally read the book, give a little insight toward plot, tell whether or not I found it worth the ti..."

Yeah. Trying different things keeps it fresh. I like your approach to the review; it covers many aspects some may never consider. That's a cool take.


message 27: by Dodo (last edited May 18, 2013 06:31AM) (new)

Dodo Thanks, Richard, your Guide is certainly worth following!
Yet there`s the question of time, which seems to be shrinking like La Peau de chagrin, only with no wishes fulfilled. I`d rather spend my time reading books than writing reviews, but some books are just too good, or undeservedly forgotten, or unnoticed, again... Still, how does one find the time?


message 28: by Richard (new)

Richard Hi, Dodo. First, thank you for accepting the friend request and for your kind message. I do appreciate talking to someone who is well-read and knowledgeable.

As for reviews, sometimes they come easily, and sometimes they don't. I have found in general that if I write one, the best time to do so is immediately after I have finished the book. Many times this happens because I've promised the author a review. But it is also because this is the time when my memory of the book is at its sharpest, and my feelings about the book (whether they are positive or negative) are at their strongest.


message 29: by Tom (new)

Tom Richard, I didn't know you blogged until I came across this post. Good to know. I have high expectations!
Tom


message 30: by Richard (new)

Richard Tom wrote: "Richard, I didn't know you blogged until I came across this post. Good to know. I have high expectations!
Tom"


Hi Tom, Thanks for the compliment and for liking the post. Your positive reaction means a lot. I don't blog with any regularity. It happens only when I feel inspired.


message 31: by [deleted user] (new)

I wish I had write this piece before I started fumbling with writing my own reviews on Goodreads. Though you are writing solely about your personal reviewing process, I think you hit on the most important points for inexperienced reviewers. Thank you so much for writing and posting this guide.


message 32: by Richard (new)

Richard Uncle wrote: "I wish I had write this piece before I started fumbling with writing my own reviews on Goodreads. Though you are writing solely about your personal reviewing process, I think you hit on the most im..."

Thank you for your kind comment. I hope the post is helpful for you. A little fumbling is natural when starting out, I think. It's part of the learning curve.


message 33: by Adam (new)

Adam This is a most sensible and useful gem of an essay. You have highlighted everything that makes for a good review, one that ought to be truly helpful. Thanks, Richard.


message 34: by Richard (new)

Richard Adam wrote: "This is a most sensible and useful gem of an essay. You have highlighted everything that makes for a good review, one that ought to be truly helpful. Thanks, Richard."

Thank you, Adam. Your approbation means a lot to me.


message 35: by Jan (new)

Jan Rice Richard, perhaps even the title of your piece here is itself a little (in)joke? I "liked" it a long time ago but don't think I noticed; just skimmed down all the comments and unless I missed it no one has mentioned that.


message 36: by Richard (new)

Richard Jan wrote: "Richard, perhaps even the title of your piece here is itself a little (in)joke? I "liked" it a long time ago but don't think I noticed; just skimmed down all the comments and unless I missed it no..."

Yes, as you guessed, it's an allusion to the magnum opus of Maimonides. Thank you for noticing!


message 37: by Jan (new)

Jan Rice Richard replied, "Yes, as you guessed, it's an allusion to the magnum...."

Ha, great! Maybe I noticed because I just bought Dara Horn's new book by the same name. ...Don't know when in the world I'll get to it though.


message 38: by Richard (new)

Richard Jan wrote: "Richard replied, "Yes, as you guessed, it's an allusion to the magnum...."

Ha, great! Maybe I noticed because I just bought Dara Horn's new book by the same name. ...Don't know when in the world..."


That's often the case. They look so good in the store, and then when you get them home, reality sinks in...


message 39: by Jan (new)

Jan Rice Richard replied, "That's often the case. They look so good in the store, and then when you get them home, reality sinks in..."

At least with actual old-fashioned books, the growing stack provides incontrovertible feedback. I understand that with e-readers, where there is no such concrete (or should I say papyrus) evidence staring one in the face, the impulse to purchase has nothing at all to stop it.


message 40: by Richard (new)

Richard Jan wrote: "Richard replied, "That's often the case. They look so good in the store, and then when you get them home, reality sinks in..."

At least with actual old-fashioned books, the growing stack provides ..."


Yes, it can be all the more dangerous because prices are generally quite low, so the temptation is to buy more, I think.


message 41: by Hana (new)

Hana Great advice, Richard. I completely agree about using different formats. Different types of books seem to call for distinct review styles.

Lately, I've been experimenting with writing little updates as I read--I find it particularly helpful with long, complex and thought-provoking books like The Jewel in the Crown.

I'm also experimenting with more detailed ongoing comments that include images--it's especially fun when you are reviewing a book with exotic settings, like This Rough Magic.

Altogether, Goodreads is so much more fun than those school book reports I used to dread writing!


message 42: by Richard (new)

Richard Hana wrote: "Great advice, Richard. I completely agree about using different formats. Different types of books seem to call for distinct review styles.

Lately, I've been experimenting with writing little upda..."


Thank you for your kind words, Hana. I wrote this post almost a year ago and should probably do another one sometime. But it's nice to know that people are still looking at it.

I also dreaded those school book reports!


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