What I've Been Doing... NOT Licking Thor, that's for sure.

Okay, so I've had a few not-so-subtle nudges from blog readers, friends and family members (I'm totally looking at you, Jacksons) about putting up a new blog post. 



Here's what happened: I turned in the last round of edits on EVERTRUE (I still call it Everneath 3: It's Everneathiest) and then did you know there's an off switch in your brain? A literal off switch? That's the only explanation for what I've been doing during the last couple of weeks. Somebody flipped the off switch. 



I mean, I've done some of the usual stuff... 



Like now you see it...



because what's a barber shop without a pool table and a lei?



Now you don't.



... that's a handsom face in the mirror... wait, is that moi?



Now you see it...



Isn't she cute?



Now you don't. 



It's a boy! 





I kicked some balls...


...and pulled a hamstring. (This was also the "before the concussion" pic)


I consulted with my godfather...


... he told me to go to the mattresses. So I went to just the one mattress. And fell asleep.





I danced with Fred Astaire. But I have to admit, I felt like a third wheel...


... Um, Fred? Fred? I'm over here, Fred.
Okay, Fred, this is getting ridiculous. It's like you don't think we're dancing together. 





I used my feminine wiles... all two of them...


... That's right, Ben. I totally pulled my hammy right here...
And you see this leg? I've got another one just like it. And it goes all the way up... to my hip.







And finally, I let Thor know that I really lick him.. I mean like him...




Because if you were this close to Thor, you'd lick him too. Admit it. 





So yeah, I've been totally busy. 




What have all y'all been up to?