New Emperor’s Edge Contest: From the Mouths of… Maldynados (and Akstyrs)

I wrote the last line in the last scene of EE6 yesterday. There’s lots of editing to be done (and a Ch. 1 except of EE7 — or perhaps EE6pt2 — to write), but it seems like the time to celebrate… by posting a new contest. Last year’s “Design a Hat for Maldynado” event was well-received, so let’s see what else we can do here…

From the Mouths of Maldynados (and Akstyrs)

The task:

Come up with a Maldynado-appropriate (or inappropriate, as the case may be) euphemism (i.e. getting one’s snake greased)

OR

Come up with an Akstyr-appropriate curse or idiom (i.e. that licks donkey balls)

You’re welcome to enter both halves of the contest. Please post your entries as a comment below, and make sure to leave an email address you check, so I can get in touch with you if you’re the winner.

The prize:

A winner will be selected from each category (Maldynado and Akstyr), possibly with the help of your peers. The winning snippets of dialogue will be used somewhere in EE6. Also, you’ll have your choice of two of the Emperor’s Edge books in paperback versions, signed of course (possibly by Maldynado or Akstyr as well as myself).

Any questions? Let me know. Otherwise… let’s see what you’ve got!

 

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