Rat is an Ass, and Now He's On One

The waterlogged, burned and ripped copy of the latest Pearls book, 50,000,000 Pearls Fans Can't Be Wrong (plus, maybe one copy in slightly better condition) is on its way to this extraordinarily dedicated Pearls fan who will now have a Rat on her backside forever more.

She has clearly raised the bar on what it takes to win a waterlogged Pearls book, and more than any other Pearls fan, has best exemplified the meaning of giving a Rat's ass.

Thus, I present the coolest Pearls tattoo to date.

So...