On Tables That Move and Maturity That Stays Stagnant

I'm at a restaurant in Florida with my friend Emilio when the whole table moves.  I look down.

It's on wheels.  As are the chairs.  They all move back and forth together on a little track.

I ask the waitress, "Doesn't this make people's drinks fall over?"

"All the time," she says, "I had one guy last week who knocked his drink over three times."

I look at the stuff on our table to see if the items are at least plastic.  They're not.  Both the salt and pepper shakers are glass.

"Once," she says...