Das Boot jokes? Yes, yes I did

I’ve been AXED if I ever write jokes that aren’t horror related. Get your rim shots ready and try these—-

The film Das Boot, is scheduled for a revival or a reBOOT. It’s a

CONVERSE-ly themed effort. I hear that THOM MCAN will lead this effort. In fact, he has a few SKECHERS in the art department. BUSTER BROWN will star in it, among a very diverse cast, so they can strike a NEW BALANCE. They are adding a few animals, like pair of PUMAS. It’s my understanding that they TOE the line. A Christmas song will be used in a scene- I hear it’s called, “O, Holey NIKE.” There may be an element or two of the original film, so it can fit in a SUB genre. It’s certain to be a HEEL good film!

There, how’s that?!