Sara Lindsey's Nine Rules of Which to Be Wary When Crafting a Query

Ok, this one is pretty awesome.  If you're sitting at home (or at work) and dreaming of a book contract, the incredible Sara Lindsey, author of Promise Me Tonight (a must read for anyone who loves romances starring old friends) and the upcoming Tempting the Marquess (which I cannot wait for!), is about to give you an amazing look at the query that secured her an agent!

Nine Rules of Which to be Wary When Crafting a Query: (Extra points for the rhyme!) 

By and large, this is the query letter I...