The younger a person is, the larger the sunglasses they wear.
The younger a person is, the larger the shoes they (usually) wear.
The younger a person is, the louder they speak to each other.
The older a person is, the more noise they make when sitting down or standing up.
The older a person is, the more apt they are to recognize their limitations and the fact there is little they can do about them.
The older a person is the fewer clothes they buy with words printed on them; or new...
Published on April 14, 2010 22:23