Where The Trendy Things Go To Die

I've started fist-bumping people.

For those that don't know, it's that odd little gesture where you hold out your closed fist to someone and they bump it with their own closed fist.

I bring this up only to warn you that this trendy little gesture has now run its course.

How do I know that?

Because I'm doing it.

Please return to your standard high-five.