A Pin Might Do The Trick If It Was Not So Thick!

 Have to wait and see who this could be!
The cat is the best, the cat can pass any test. The cat is grand and beats all at my land. What are you saying about me? Are you saying I have an ego at bush number three? Pfft, my head is only the size of the house. At least the cat can easily smush a mouse. Strat! Don't poke the cat. See no ego here for your pin did not work I fear. You want to try something else on me? This will surely not cause glee.

You gave me a pill?
Didn't fit the bill.
My head is bigger than a hill,
And growing still.

What is that for?
Is that axe something of lore?
Wow you bounced rather far,
Go have a drink at some bar.

Are you going to poision me,
By bleaching my head to my knee?
Hmmm that was yummy,
See didn't hurt my head or tummy.

Oh look it's a big bad gun,
You better run.
Told you the bullet would bounce back.
You just put a hole in that shack.

Now you're going to try a truck?
Aren't you a dirty umm duck.
I hope you had insurance on that.
And remember you tried to hit the cat.

Oh a chainsaw.
That might be worse than my claw.
I guess it was not.
Better luck on a killer robot.

Isn't a lawnmower the same thing?
Did you hear that ding?
I think you are out of gas,
Want to take another pass?

Is that a floating house?
It is getting close.
Guess your Wizard of Oz trick did not work.
Do you notice my ever growing smirk?

Oh now you have a nuke.
Those things make you puke.
Good idea to throw that away,
For you'd turn everything into a litter tray.

Look you've called in a UFO.
Hmm that death ray has a nice glow.
It can scrath my itch.
Now now there is no need to twitch.

For you just can't beat the cat.
There is nothing wrong with that.
Maybe you just don't have what it takes.
For my ego can move lakes.

It can also cause earthquakes,
And simply give you the shakes.
Can someone more creative stop the cat?
Pffft no such thing for I am king of my mat.

The cats big head will not pop and all your ideas will flop. I guess I am just stuck with this big head that causes others dread. For humans are beat by a cat. How about that? It is tough to go under an overpass but I guess those are just things that have to be dealt with by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.