Miss Maude Monday: Case #2

Dear Miss Maude,

I’m sooooo in love with someone that barely knows I exist!  How do I get him to fall in love with me?

–Lauren, 15

 

Lauren, OMG:

I totally know how you feel except even more so because Zac Efron doesn’t know I exist at all let alone “barely.” But if Zac and I went to the same school — and if we were (even roughly) the same age — let me tell you: I’d stop at nothing, nothing, to make him look my way. Like, every time he walked down the hall I’d sort of lean against my locker and studi