The Boys of RTL on pick up lines!
"Hmmm...so boys. What were you up to yesterday?"
(chuckling and turning various shades of red) "Eh, nothing." (Eli winks back at me)
"Nice try Hunter. You all are brats, you know that? Well, just because I don't get angry--I get even! You now have to answer a question that came in."
(Carter's eyes go wide and my enjoyment level raises. He's so damn embarrassed-which btw, happens easily.) "What type of question?"
"Jen went straight to the dirt. She wants to know the best and worst pickup line a woman ever used on you. I know you and Jesse are both married, and since you're retired from racing now, Carter I would assume life is a little more 'normal', but surely you've got something you can share."
(Carter and Eli both turn to Jesse, both smirking like Cheshire cats and Jesse is now about 30 shades of red--this must be good)
"Spill it Cowboy." (I demand, snickering as Emery walks up. If possible, he looks like he'd prefer to be swallowed up by the floor.)
"Hi honey."
"Hey guys, what's going on?"
"Oh we're just waiting for your boy here to reminisce about his past a little bit." (Eli says with an evil laugh, and a smack to Jesse's stomach.)
"Oh, you mean about the time when he was signing autographs when he was a baby?" (Emery says with an ornery glimmer in her eye.
"He told you about that?" (Carter turns to her astonished).
"Carter...he tells me everything. And I do mean-everything!"
(Carter goes red - AGAIN) "Damn you're easy, Sterling." (Emery grins--gorgeous, but definitely can hang with the guys, her and Molly both.)
"Anyway, so I want to hear about what happened to Jess." (I raise my eyebrows and wait. Honestly, with these three, I'm a bit scared of what's going to come out of his mouth!)
"He was signing after an outdoor race one time and this woman flashed her boobs at him and told him to sign them." (Eli supplies the outlandish details and my jaw drops. I mean, seriously, there are tons of people around when riders are signing, I just can't in my right mind believe that's a true story...especially with Jesse. I mean, Carter is easily embarrassed, but Jesse is from a tiny, little bitty town and shit like that does not happen there. I can't imagine him out on the road as a teenager with stuff like that.)
"So...ugh, I can't believe I'm even opening this up, but I have to know--what did you do?"
"You mean after he quit staring?" (Eli cackles)
(If you haven't figured out, he's the ringleader of the three and always up for a prank, a joke, or ready to have fun. Well, that is until Molly's father came into the picture--now they have even more testosterone igniting these three. Like they needed ANY help! For a man who is the epitome of respectable and mild-mannered, when he's around these three and Brody, James is just as ornery as they are and I feel damn sorry for Karen when they're all home. She's got her hands full.)
"Dude, I was 17! And they were huge!" (Turns to Emery) "Um...sorry honey."
"Oh my God!" (me...shocked at Jesse! He's normally so 'roll with it' & QUIET!. We all know that Jesse is the most reserved of the three and I can only imagine what was running through his head at the time!)
(She rolls her eyes and shakes her head. She's used to it and nothing fazes her. She is really cool and loves these boys, especially her husband. He's as spoiled now as Carter is---I've seen it for myself!)
"Well, she shoved them in my face practically and well, it wasn't like I was, you know--used to that sort of thing."
"I'm surprised you didn't run the other direction!" (Eli snorts, quite proud of his retort apparently since he's laughing the loudest)
(I shake my head. I know this wasn't exactly what Jen asked, but well, you see what I have to deal with. This is why dinners at James & Karen's last for hours...they go off on tangents in a 100 directions and well, it is pretty funny to hear their stories.)
"Never mind guys." (curling my lip, scared for more info!) "I think I'm sorry I asked. Sorry Jen, we're going to have to leave it at that. Emery good luck with these boys, I don't know how you do it girl!"
"Trust me...there's never a dull moment. That's for damn sure!"
"I will say, Jess, you still look a little ah, shell-shocked and embarrassed all these years later!"
(Emery pats his cheek) "He's just an innocent little thing, that woman scared him to death--didn't she honey."
"You're a smartass!" (He grins, but pulls her tight to him)
"Yep, and you picked me. And we ALL know just how bad you chased me."
"Oh lord. Well you all have fun, I've gotta get and I can see this is going to turn into a conversation that will take hours to pull myself away if don't do it now.
(chuckling and turning various shades of red) "Eh, nothing." (Eli winks back at me)
"Nice try Hunter. You all are brats, you know that? Well, just because I don't get angry--I get even! You now have to answer a question that came in."
(Carter's eyes go wide and my enjoyment level raises. He's so damn embarrassed-which btw, happens easily.) "What type of question?"
"Jen went straight to the dirt. She wants to know the best and worst pickup line a woman ever used on you. I know you and Jesse are both married, and since you're retired from racing now, Carter I would assume life is a little more 'normal', but surely you've got something you can share."
(Carter and Eli both turn to Jesse, both smirking like Cheshire cats and Jesse is now about 30 shades of red--this must be good)
"Spill it Cowboy." (I demand, snickering as Emery walks up. If possible, he looks like he'd prefer to be swallowed up by the floor.)
"Hi honey."
"Hey guys, what's going on?"
"Oh we're just waiting for your boy here to reminisce about his past a little bit." (Eli says with an evil laugh, and a smack to Jesse's stomach.)
"Oh, you mean about the time when he was signing autographs when he was a baby?" (Emery says with an ornery glimmer in her eye.
"He told you about that?" (Carter turns to her astonished).
"Carter...he tells me everything. And I do mean-everything!"
(Carter goes red - AGAIN) "Damn you're easy, Sterling." (Emery grins--gorgeous, but definitely can hang with the guys, her and Molly both.)
"Anyway, so I want to hear about what happened to Jess." (I raise my eyebrows and wait. Honestly, with these three, I'm a bit scared of what's going to come out of his mouth!)
"He was signing after an outdoor race one time and this woman flashed her boobs at him and told him to sign them." (Eli supplies the outlandish details and my jaw drops. I mean, seriously, there are tons of people around when riders are signing, I just can't in my right mind believe that's a true story...especially with Jesse. I mean, Carter is easily embarrassed, but Jesse is from a tiny, little bitty town and shit like that does not happen there. I can't imagine him out on the road as a teenager with stuff like that.)
"So...ugh, I can't believe I'm even opening this up, but I have to know--what did you do?"
"You mean after he quit staring?" (Eli cackles)
(If you haven't figured out, he's the ringleader of the three and always up for a prank, a joke, or ready to have fun. Well, that is until Molly's father came into the picture--now they have even more testosterone igniting these three. Like they needed ANY help! For a man who is the epitome of respectable and mild-mannered, when he's around these three and Brody, James is just as ornery as they are and I feel damn sorry for Karen when they're all home. She's got her hands full.)
"Dude, I was 17! And they were huge!" (Turns to Emery) "Um...sorry honey."
"Oh my God!" (me...shocked at Jesse! He's normally so 'roll with it' & QUIET!. We all know that Jesse is the most reserved of the three and I can only imagine what was running through his head at the time!)
(She rolls her eyes and shakes her head. She's used to it and nothing fazes her. She is really cool and loves these boys, especially her husband. He's as spoiled now as Carter is---I've seen it for myself!)
"Well, she shoved them in my face practically and well, it wasn't like I was, you know--used to that sort of thing."
"I'm surprised you didn't run the other direction!" (Eli snorts, quite proud of his retort apparently since he's laughing the loudest)
(I shake my head. I know this wasn't exactly what Jen asked, but well, you see what I have to deal with. This is why dinners at James & Karen's last for hours...they go off on tangents in a 100 directions and well, it is pretty funny to hear their stories.)
"Never mind guys." (curling my lip, scared for more info!) "I think I'm sorry I asked. Sorry Jen, we're going to have to leave it at that. Emery good luck with these boys, I don't know how you do it girl!"
"Trust me...there's never a dull moment. That's for damn sure!"
"I will say, Jess, you still look a little ah, shell-shocked and embarrassed all these years later!"
(Emery pats his cheek) "He's just an innocent little thing, that woman scared him to death--didn't she honey."
"You're a smartass!" (He grins, but pulls her tight to him)
"Yep, and you picked me. And we ALL know just how bad you chased me."
"Oh lord. Well you all have fun, I've gotta get and I can see this is going to turn into a conversation that will take hours to pull myself away if don't do it now.
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