Ever Wonder Where At Your Lair?

 Have to wait and see who this could be!

Yesterday at my bay I passed 500,000 views, and away we cruise.
So the cat was sitting at his lair when some kid got into my hair. She was asking those other big humans around where babies were found. I am sure I don't need to explain that. But it was rather amusing to the cat. That got the cat going and so comes a where things went showing.

Where did the dinosaurs go?
The aliens came and whisked them away don't you know.
They wanted humans to survive,
So the dinosaurs were moved to another planets hive.

Where did the Dodo bird go?
Sadly, that is an easy one at my show.
Cats came into play,
And the Dodo did not have a very nice day.

Where did your other sock go?
It is the scary sock monster that can glow.
It has to keep its glow all shiny.
So it steals socks, yeah it's tiny.

Where did the gods of myth go?
They were time travelers or aliens also.
Then when man wised up,
The so called gods suffered a hiccup.

Where did your day go?
Umm out the window.
You see when you leave it open at your sea,
The breeze just steals your day away from thee.

Where did your spouse go?
Now that is a loaded flow.
I guess they went out to lunch.
At least that is my hunch.

Where did the Spice Girls go?
For asking that I should bite your toe.
Who really gives a damn?
Maybe some stalker with a helmet cam.

Where did your money go?
What? A money tree doesn't grow?
First you have to have some too.
Otherwise I think you have a clue.

Where did R go?
That is the million dollar question high and low.
I guess no more "nice post."
Is had at any coast.

Where did your last ten minutes go?
Why they were spent at my show.
As you tried to rhyme below,
Some pull it off while others may eat crow.

Now you are up to date on the where things went fate. All from the mind of a cat who has tons of voices telling him the issues at his mat. So trust the voices or not? Either way they speak a whole lot. I hope I have helped class and that is all from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.