Just Got A Call For Mirror Mirror On The Wall!

 Have to wait and see who this could be!
For once I didn't get hate mail and they actually asked for a tale. Whoever ectoplasm is asked for this. I'm not sure such a thing will cause bliss. I mean didn't the Ghostbusters get all slimed from that stuff? It would surely make your love life rough. But he/she asked for Mirror Mirror On The Wall and I decided to use it at my stall. Emailing back was just too easy. Plus how could I pass up a chance to be cheesy.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
I wish things weren't so small.
Let it grow to such a height.
That I can go through the night.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
What will happen come fall?
Let me know before the winter.
If I'll have to smash my printer.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
I am only four feet tall.
Show me one as small as me.
So I can be a busy bee.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
Let me walk before I crawl.
Bring me fame above all other.
Don't show when my diaper is changed by mother.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
Tell me who has the best cat call.
For I must learn to mock,
Using my puppet Holy Sock.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
Show me the nearest mall.
There I will buy another mirror,
So I can see my scary self clearer.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
What is it you scrawl?
Diputs, I do not understand.
I must be stupid at my land.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
Can you bounce like a ball?
Will you bring me seven years bad luck?
At giving answers you truly suck.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
Why do you hang out in a bathroom stall?
Is it to see my full moon?
Or so I don't soil the seat like a baboon?

Mirror mirror on the wall,
The cat does help one and all.
Is there a way to stop his gas?
He lets it out in mass.

There you go, now you have plenty a mirror mirror on the wall rhymes to show. Don't ever say the cat never did anything for you and your ectoplasm nasty view. No wonder you had to ask me as looking in the mirror must make you flee. All that green goo isn't good for your health and will bring you no wealth. That is just a little advice lad or lass and there is plenty more that could be bestowed by my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.