Bring On Some Facts Of Some Weird Acts!

 Have to wait and see who this could be!
So the cat will just give some info today. I have to smarten you up a bit at your bay. I know that is tough for some humans though. I won't make fun of you, too much, if you IQ goes that much more low.

A cockroach can live 9 days without its head.
Imagine that crawling in your bed.
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight.
Bet he'd carry away his date.

Elephants are the only mammals who can't jump.
But they can take a big dump.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Toe jam probably isn't neat.

Starfish don't have brains.
Many humans are in such lanes.
A cow can go up stairs but not down.
Maybe they need a pretty gown?

Banging your head against the wall.
Burns 150 calories an hour at your hall.
Go ahead and give it a try,
Let some more brain cells fry.

A duck's quack won't echo one bit.
Maybe they are too full of shit?
Porcupines float in water I guess.
Never tried, I will confess.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Bet it wants to be a great dane.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
So cool it had to be done.

If you spell out numbers from one,
You wouldn't find an "a" until one thousand was given a run.
Stewardessess' is the longest word only typed with the left hand.
Unless your right is screwed lie in my land.

Kangaroos can't walk backwards at all.
Must drive them up the wall.
Every person has a unique tongue print.
Must be a different tint?

The voice of Bugs Bunny was allergic to carrots.
Who knows about ferrets.
But I guess with what's up doc,
He got a hand somewhere that caused a shock.

The expression "to get fired" came from long ago.
When clans wanted people to go.
Yet they didn't want to kill.
So they burned their houses down for a thrill.

If you belittle the dot over the i
You will be hurting the title and make it cry.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Next it will be rat tails.

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine they claim.
Wonder if Heinz was to blame?
The phrase rule of thumb comes from an old English law sure to cause strife,
It stated nothing bigger than your thumb could be used to beat your wife.

And there we go. I know now the facts start to flow. That brain of yours must be filled to the brim. Go get drunk before things turn grim. Or maybe just pop a pill, that could dull the brain fill. But now you are wiser, hopefully, class thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.