Quick! Let’s Misbehave! There’s No Pope Right Now!

Hey! There’s no Pope right now! That means there’s no one in charge! We can do whatever we want and not go to hell!

This is like being left home alone while your parents are out for the night. Jump on beds. Order pizza. Go snoop around in all the stuff they keep hidden in their closet. Prank call neighbors. Prank call yourself. The captain is out to lunch and the sailors can take over the ship.

Seriously, no one is in charge of the Church right now. We can do whatever we want. Take advantage of it! Commit heresy. Nominate your dog for sainthood. There are no rules! There is no authority and there are no limits!

Of course, you should keep in mind that I have absolutely no understanding of Catholic theology. There might be rules covering this sort of thing and my advice might conceivably get you sent to hell. I doubt it, but it’s possible.

Still, why not have a little fun?