Uppity Yoga chicks should get namastectomies and have the mats removed from their rectums

Montreal is Lululemon central- so their mid-calf legging is pretty much a ‘de facto’ uniform…everyday the propriety of when and where they are appropriate is being chipped away much the way they think the Ugg shearling boot became a fashion must have…spotted at Paperman and Sons for a a funeral of a distant great Aunt, then off to Vic Park gym for the sacred yoga class…Moishes then …

How I’ve grown to loathe the sight of legions of Chick in their mid-calves, Moncler or Canada Goose down puffy jackets, and the ubiquitous yoga mat quiver slung over a shoulder..like she was raised in Sherwood Forest and replace her arrows with a bacteria laden, squishy rubber welcome mat…Uppity, holier than thou, in need of a shower more than thou