Why I Hate April Fool's Day

For every cute little joke passed along by Google or Blizzard or whatever, there's some sadist who puts some of the cruelest stuff out there and thinks a date on a calendar will excuse it.

Because tragedy strikes whenever, wherever, and for some sick cosmic reason seem to conflate together, and because of a fucking date on a calendar, I'm guarded.

I've seen not one, not two, not three, not four, not six, but seven various postings or messages or had conversations about some of the most terrib...