I Would Like To Be The First To Welcome Our New Meteorite Overlords

There has been a lot of talk about the meteors over Russia. I heard a lot of talk about how these meteors were UFOs, and I mean the ‘flying saucer’ kind as opposed to the ‘any flying object we simply haven’t identified yet’ kind. Well, people are close. We’ve actually just been visited by an alien race of meteorites.

That’s right, it’s a race of super-intelligent meteorites that comes from somewhere near Pluto. They have constructed highly advanced meteorite cities and live extremely sophisticated meteorite lives. Why they have chosen this time to make first contact with our world is a mystery, but experts suspect they just like smacking into planets.

Of course, I’ve heard something about the Russians blowing at least one of these out of the sky. I can neither confirm nor deny this, but I hope not. The meteorites are a peaceful race, but their meteorite technology is way beyond anything we have today. There is a meteorite gap. If they take something like this the wrong way and choose to retaliate, we could be in for a world of hurt. It isn’t wise to anger the meteorites.

We’ll just have to keep a watch on this and see what develops. Regardless, I would like to be the first to welcome our new meteorite overlords.