I see things as they aren’t…so this testicle that ate Europe is irritating, I’m...

I see things as they aren’t…so this testicle that ate Europe is irritating, I’m going back to see my buds at the hospital on Monday and I fully expect to have it ‘aspirated’ i.e. get a needle…

I’ve also discovered the angle of the ‘Nutri-bullet’  a stupid TV thing that is going to make me positively  Darfurian in a few months.