Today's Dose Of Shame Is Brought To You By Fox

Dear Self, The reason that news story made no sense to you is because Haeley Vaughn and Haley Barbour are two entirely different people. One is the cute little girl who got kicked off of American Idol during the semi-final round and one is the Governor of Mississippi. That explains why you were so surprised when you heard about the young singer - previously only seen hot-gluing silk flowers to headbands - questioning the constitutionality of the heath care bill. Perhaps you should invest in o...