And I Thought I Was Mad Last Night - UPDATED WITH 100% MORE JUSTICE

First, I'll post the link to my column as soon as I get it. I guess I misunderstood how the whole syndication thing works - the column hits the AP wire today and then gets distributed to papers so the earliest it will go to print is tomorrow. Some papers will have the electronic version up today and as soon as I get one of those links, consider it posted. (I'll get this right eventually, promise.) Anyway, I'm particularly cranky today because I was up most of the night due to a car alarm. For...